Двама борци карат през гора. По едно време им се допикава, слизат и започват да пикаят. Ала единият го ухапва змия точно по онова място. Той започва да вика от болка:
-А-а-а! Помощ, ухапа ме змия!
Другият борец веднага се обажда на шефа си и му вика:
- Шефе, шефе, братчеда го ухапа змия! Бързо казвай к'во да праим.
-Ами... Единственият начин да го спасиш е да изсмучеш отровата от ухапаното място...
Тъжен, борецът отива при братчеда си и като помисля малко му казва:
- Шефа каза: ша мреш!
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase :
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean..
Yours truly,
Manager